Events
Man Invited To poly workshop Just Waiting For an explanation of the dress code
An elder described the incident as "very Tuesday."
Parade
Dog Park polycule Causes Traffic Jam Of feelings
Sources close to the brunch say everyone is fine (lying).
Local Scene
Nightlife
Café Launches "PrEP-adjacent smoothie"; Doctors Say that's not how any of this works
Sources close to the brunch say everyone is fine (lying).
Report
situationship Situationship Escalates After waters the other woman's monstera
The group chat has entered silent mode.
Local Scene
Local Bottom Still Waiting For Formal Apology From Grindr After Being Left On Read For 47 Hours
A Newtown man will not rest until the platform acknowledges a thumbs-up at 2:14am followed by silence.
Report
Report: Could One More Thoughtful Hinge Prompt Hold The Answer To Emotional Availability
Researchers say "green flags only" may not be a personality.
Culture
Drag Brunch Attendee Claims He "Didn't Know It Would Be This Gay"
Organisers point to the word "drag" and the $42 mimosa tower.
Council
Council Approves Third Rainbow Crossing On Street That Already Has One Every 50 Metres
Mayor calls it "infrastructure for joy, and also for Instagram."
The Circuit
Nightlife
Report: Could One More mimosa tower Hold The Answer To a second date
No comment from the situationship.
Nightlife
Bloke Invited To Circuit Party Just Waiting For The Bass To Drop Before Buying Merch He'll Never Wear
Sources say the crop top "felt right in the moment."
Sport
Gay Volleyball Team Captain Cops Spray For Skipping Social To Go On Third Date With Guy From Hinge
Teammates describe the rotation crisis as "unprecedented since Mardi Gras week."
Real estate
Couple's "Cosy Studio With North-Facing Balcony" Revealed To Be Laundry Nook And Prayer Candle
Agent insists natural light is "a vibe, not a measurement."
Wellness
Man Invited To Reformer Pilates Class Just Waiting For Someone To Hand Him A Bible
Instead received a $180 grip sock invoice and unsolicited posture advice.
World Pride
Sport
Dyke March afterparty Accidentally Booked Same Weekend As a MLM launch; Both Claim Victory
Organisers insist this was "foreseeable."
Diplomacy
Nations Sign Treaty To Stop posting ex's new partner In Close Friends
Ticket holders report they would do it again.
Sport
reformer pilates the DJ to play Beyoncé Ends In undefined
Organisers insist this was "foreseeable."
Sport
Venue Bans asking 'what are we' After Incident Involving someone's ex arriving in linen
HR has opened a spreadsheet.
Diplomacy
UN Peace Talks Stall After Delegate Asks If The Rainbow Flag Is "Too Political For Business Casual"
Ambassador suggests a beige lapel pin "for unity."
Fashion
Report: Could One Harness Hold The Answer To World Peace
Leather community says they've been saying this since 1978.